Saturday, October 07, 2006

Farting News

Swallow air now….Fart later.  Resolution:  Don’t eat so fast.  

That just popped into my head.  I submitted it to The Poop Report, though it might be a tad too short to warrant being considered as a story.  

Right now I’ve got a headache.  My plans for the weekend have not yet taken off, nor do I see them doing much of anything in the foreseeable hour or so.  More likely I will go take a couple of Tylenol and lay down for awhile.  Sleep was weird last night.  I awakened at 2:30, lay in bed for an hour and finally got up to read my email for awhile and surf a little bit.  Then, at 5:30 I went back to bed.  That’s probably why I have a headache.

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