Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Going to the Dentist

Here’s me at the dentist yesterday. “Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!” Them: “You are forgiven.” Me: “What do you mean? Don’t do this to me. Don’t make me laugh.” Them: “Try to relax.” Me: “How can I relax? Ow! Ow! Ow!” Them: “Think about something else.” Me: “What else can I think about? (Sound of buzzing going on. Sensitive teeth very sensitive right now.)” Them: “It will be over soon.” Me: “How soon? It just started.”

The conversation went on in this vein for about half an hour. It was a cleaning. I don’t like going to the dentist.

1 comment:

Angela Chen Shui said...

HILARIOUS!!!

I thought u were getting 'real' work done.. like filling a cavity or some such, ya know?? ;-)

Have you thought of being a stand-up comic? I think you'd be GREAT!!! You and your guides would never run out of routines... haven't seen any psychic stand-up comics on Comedy Central yet!

Have to go to the dentist soon myself... groannnnn! ;-)

Love and thanks again,


Angela.

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