Thursday, October 11, 2007

Larger Might Not Be Better

I am considering my email. Why would anybody want a larger penis? It’s not going to fit in your pants anymore. You’ll need to get underware and slacks specially made. You’re going to have trouble getting into and out of your car. Picture this: As you open the car door the next move you make is going to cup your hand to protect your scrotum as you ease slowly, butt first into your car. Then, you’ll probably honk your horn with your elbow.

What else could go wrong? You’ll probably hit the back of the commode as you pee. Your range is going to be off. Women will scream at the sight of you and run fleeing into the night. It’s just not worth it. We like you just the way you are.

2 comments:

Krissteen said...

And here I thought I was the only one who could get a larger penis.. LOL

Being a woman, I find it quite ironic that I even get those damn emails but it does make one wonder.. Would it work for me? Because if I could grow a penis that would rock! I could finally tell someone to suck my dick and mean it! I could look down and tell my man that "It aint gonna suck itself!"

Oh, and thanks for stopping by, I appreciate you being my one and only reader.. LOL

Stop by anytime!

Matt said...

Lady Skye Fyre, I just finished posting the 8 facts about me meme, thanks again for the invite :) Have a great weekend!